February 2012
34 posts
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Aglets - those things at the end of your...
AP Bio Teacher (Mr. W): What are on the end of your shoelaces?
some classmates (including me): Aglets.
Mr. W: I didn't know that until earlier today. Have you ever had your aglets fail?
classmates: YES
Mr. W: Have you ever tried to tie your shoelace without them?
classmates: YES
Mr. W: Have you ever gotten frustrated because of it?
classmates: YES
(I dunno how this came up in Bio. This was an "odd parallel")
“This shows that [data data data], unless the experimental scientist was paid and...”
– a.g. - on an AP Biology free response.
“I’m assuming I needed to write [the answer]. If not, I will torture myself...”
– a.g., written on an AP Biology free response.
The teacher had this to say: “odd parallel”
“dear hisd. WHERE IS OUR FOUR DAY WEEKEND LIKE EVERY OTHER DISTRICT?”
– s.l., grabbed from Facebook. It’s a very valid point. I feel like even during a zombie apocalypse, HISD would stay open.
“My idea of camping is a hotel without room service.”
– Mr. Officer S. - on the prospect of camping.
Anonymous asked: I agree, Bandera. Terrible haikus. You're all losers.
Anonymous asked: P.S. Cervantes again. Forgot to mention that your Haikus were truly awful. Vergogna! Vergogna for those seventeen-syllable sins. The entirety of man was scared beyond repair that day every human soul--dead or living or unborn. O.G. Yo-li-to G.Q. Tezz; Yo-lit-tas 4 life!
“Everything is always for the best of all possible worlds”
– c.r., though technically Candide, but grabbed from facebook
I love this book.
“Man, you come back like Gangbusters!”
– “Clardy, to Khaled, after Khaled had been absent
(i’ve got tons more, don’t worry. they’re all at home right now though.)”
Submitted by Lenzi D. Thanks!
Have you ever had a teacher tell you not to procrastinate, especially not on assignments that involve the use of printers and computers and the internet?
And how you just disregarded what they said and did it at 4 a.m. on the day that assignment is due?
Yep.
I feel that this is slightly relevant, since Tumblr won’t let anyone upload pictures at the moment. Bear with me please.
Angelo
“Markets do fail, you know! We have a fancy word for it. It’s called market...”
– My time lord Economics teacher. She’s great. She really is.
“She killed a chup-a-cabra. Two goats, a sheep and forty kids were saved. Most...”
– Mr. B-D, on his colleague’s (my macroeco teacher) temporary absence.
“I used to be left-handed… then I went to a Catholic school”
– a.d., I found this to be way too funny.
January 2012
27 posts
“That thing called pi is dope, how do I find the horizontal asymptote?”
– math Valentine’s day poem. It was pretty awesome/funny.
“So, is it Friday already?”
– some individual in the hallway, summing up the feelings of the majority of the student body.
“I can’t help thinking about the Maury Povich show when I’m doing the...”
– a.g. - on ap biology homework.
“I finally (unfortunate I didn’t ealier…) saw all the posts on the...”
– h.o. - our senior class president, making my day.
This is one of the many reasons why I like doing the fourth year. It’s an honor.
Anonymous asked: Yolitas rule! Fourth period sucks! Ya'll can't write Haikus, prepare to fail next six weeks. You guys are Pandora's box but without the hope inside.
